Friday, March 20, 2015

CHEKA UNENEPE: KUTANA NA MUUZA SAMAKI MKOROFI NA MTEJA MWENYE MASWALI!!

MTEJA; Samaki bei gan?
MUUZAJI; 5000!
MTEJA; Mwisho?
MUUZAJI; Mkiani!
MTEJA; Mbona samaki mwenyewe kalegea hivyo?
MUUZAJI; Muulize labda alikuwa shoga baharini!  
MTEJA;M bona una majibu ya shombo lakini?  
MUUZAJI; Kwasababu nauza samaki ingekua nauza sukari majibu yangekua matamuu.
NAWATAKIENI WOTE IJUMAA NJEMA!!
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4 comments:

  1. Ndugu Nkwazi N MhangoMarch 21, 2015 at 7:07 PM

    Hao jamaa nina usongo nao hasa ikizingatia kuwa sili meat nyekundu. Hata leo nimewaramba si haba japo si aina hiyo.

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  2. Yasinta NgonyaniMarch 23, 2015 at 1:12 AM

    Kaka Mhango yaani sio peke yako mie nimewaangalia na kukumbuka nyasa yangu:-)

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  3. Ndugu Nkwazi N MhangoMarch 23, 2015 at 3:06 PM

    Ila hiyo biashara na lugha yake kiboko. Namna hii mtu akiwa maskini au akiambiwa mali anazo lakini anazikali agombe?

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  4. Nicky MwangokaApril 4, 2015 at 12:48 AM

    Dah huyu muuzaji kiboka. Bora ununue uondoke zako tu.

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