Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Then Good Created............

God created the donkey


and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...


God created the dog


and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.>
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......

God created the monkey


and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey
answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...

Finally God created man...

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......

And since then, man lives
20years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

21 comments:

  1. asante sana Yasinta kwa kunifanya nicheke kiasi hiki..

    sasa nafikiri kwa sasa naishi kama donkey...lol...

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  2. inachekesha kwa kweli. du! and what about a woman?

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  3. duuh kwa mujibu wa hayo mie sasa narukia matawi mara kwa huyu mara kwa huyu itakuwa kima au sio Yasinta

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  4. Very funny, and insightful story.

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  5. huyo mbwa mbona katoa macho hivyo au ndio alishangaa kupewa miaka 30

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  6. @Mwaipopo: nimependa swali lako.

    How about a woman?

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